The U.S. Open at Olympic was nuts, especially the final moments showing champion Webb Simpson with the trophy.
The final salvo was left for a moment of triumph for Webb Simpson.
If you are Simpson, you have to imagine you are wrapped in a daze and believe you are locked in a dream. On one side is the U.S. Open trophy, sparkling from a fresh polish and shine. On the other is Bob Costas, the legendary broadcaster, asking followup questions to a weekend of brilliance.
It's all so quaint, beautiful and perfect.
Enter the turd in the punch bowl, the booger in the potato salad and/or the Mario Chalmers of the Miami Heat.
A fan who is completely hopped up on goofballs comes onto the screen to give some amazing bird calls. The United Kingdom rooster-like beanie is the perfect complement to the performance. He takes over this picturesque scene chockablock full of poignancy and makes it memorable.
Sorry, Webb Simpson, but I wouldn't have recalled your answers to Costas a decade from now. At least fans will remember your win for eternity, even if it's because some loon with a buzz on sidled onto the screen.
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