2012's NBA lottery is just one day away. You know what that means: It's time to dream, and dream big!
If you're a fan of the Charlotte Bobcats, first of all, I'm sorry. Secondly, when a team is that bad, it almost seems unfair that they don't just give them the first overall pick. Not only that, their odds are only one in four. Not cool.
But this means that if you're a fan of the Washington Wizards (sorry to you, too), Cleveland Cavaliers (my condolences) or New Orleans Hornets, you have better than a 10 percent chance of swooping in to "steal" the top pick.
Who sees a unibrow in their team's future?
But there is more intrigue than just who gets the top pick.
So let's get to it. Who's going to have the kind of luck you'll want to have on the craps tables at Caesar's? Who's going to be screwed like that damn fastening in a piece-of-crap IKEA bed frame?