So Why Would You Come to This School?

At the VFA, we've always wanted to know what the biggest factors were for a player coming to a school. Instead of looking it up on Rivals/ESPN/SI/Scout/Fox Sports/Anything else, we made a few up of our own.

USC

Future NFL career. The stars watch your games. Oh, and then there are the Song Sirls. Awesome Song Girls.

Florida

National Championships. Hot weather. An even hotter Erin Andrews. And of course, Tim Tebow.

Ohio State

In your next four years, you might be part of the team that actually wins a national championship. Or not.

Michigan

You'll know what it's like to play in front of the quietest 110,000 fans in Christendom. And lose in front of them. Unless, of course, it's against Penn State.

LSU

Where you can rest assured everyone's going to "real school" (apparently that's what they call it in Louisiana). And drive-through daiquiris aren't weird. Seriously.

Florida State

Beautiful ladies? Check. No class? Check. Prison? Check.

University of Miami

Just a moment. Why wouldn't you want to play in Miami?

Texas

You'll get the chance to play with a quarterback whose biggest question mark is not his quarterbacking, but how he managed to land a super hot girlfriend.

Notre Dame

God, football, and 100,000 "Irish" people who have never been to Ireland.

Penn State

You'll get to play a "good football" team every week of your years in State College...even if the rest of the country thinks that your opposition sucks. Oh, and it's a good opportunity to get busted by the police and declare for the NFL—all in one year.