Tyler Hansbrough = Complete Tool

Bare KnucksAnalyst IFebruary 4, 2009

Tyler Hansbrough is a complete tool.  I know I am not the only one who believes this.  I am curious to know what other people’s thoughts are about "Psycho T." I’ve never been in contact with him, and don’t aspire to.

Although I don’t know him personally, there are several assumptions that can be made.  Here are a few.


1) "Psycho T" was definitely picked on throughout his schooling career.

C’mon, this kid fits the mold of a child who was picked on and harassed at school.  The nickname "Psycho T" was established at North Carolina, but it’s fair to assume this psychosis was developed after years of pestering in the classroom and on the blacktop at recess.  It makes sense.

Hansbrough is a prime example of one of those kids who was always below average, decelerated in the classroom, and not good enough to play ball with the kids at recess.  So be it.  Several children have experienced this and accepted it.  You either have "it" or you don’t.

Tyler, in denial, couldn’t stand it, so he’s tried to break the mold, and in doing so, he transformed into "Psycho T" and began busting his ass: 24/7, 365.  Can’t you see it? Psycho T muttering to himself while doing pull-ups, “I am good enough to play ‘21’ and ‘horse’ with you guys.  I’ll show you.”

A good work ethic is important and respected, but this guy has definitely taken it to the next level and beyond, thus the name, "Psycho T."


2) Hansbrough and Tim Tebow would be the best of friends, and there is a good possibility they were pumped out of the same womb.

Are these guys fraternal twins, separated at birth?  I’m convinced they are.

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