Chip Kelly goes for more fourth-down conversions and two-point attempts than a Madden-playing 13-year-old who forgot to take his Ritalin. Timeout and pro-style offense are words so foreign to Kelly that they might as well be in Swahili. It's even rumored that the size of Kelly's cojones could make Chuck Norris blush.
Yet for all the suaveness, gravitas and cooler-than-thou demeanor that Kelly exhibits, deep down there are things that keep Kelly up at night—and I'm not talking about the 4 A.M. calls from Erin Andrews.
He would never admit it, but Chippy Longstocking has worries, fears and doubts just like the rest of us mere mortals. And with the 2012 season just around the corner, those trepidations only continue to grow.
Here are Kelly's five biggest reasons to reach for the sleeping pills each night.