The Pens Went Over to Jersey, They Were Lookin for Some Points to Steal

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The Pens Went Over to Jersey, They Were Lookin for Some Points to Steal

In preparation for the Pens/Devils game tonight, we Penguin fans must evoke the presence of a bearded man who plays one hell of a mean fiddle.



(To the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band)

Well the Pens went over to Jersey
They were lookin' for some points to steal
They were in a bind, in the East, two points behind
And willin' to make a deal

They came upon this joke
Playin' goalie, and playin' it hot
So Geno jumped up on a hickory stump
Said, "Scotty, lemme tell you what
I'm sure you already knew it
'Cause I'm a hockey player too
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play pretty good hockey, boy
But give the Penguins their due
I'll bet a Jay Pandolfo goal
Against your soul
Just to think we're better than you"

Then a boy said, "my name's Parise
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
Though I'm gonna regret
'Cause tonight, the Pens will win"

So Mikey rousin' up your bench
And change those four lines hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Jersey
Whose next on the Godfather's fight card?
And if you win, you're closer to that banner in black and gold
But if you lose, the Devils have control

The Devils opened up the gate and said "We'll start this show"
Then Elias flew in on a breakaway, but yeah, he still blows
He pulled the puck across the ice and it made an evil hiss
Then all 12 fans joined in and it sounded somethin' like this

(Silence overtakes the microphone)

When the Devils finished, Biz Nasty said "well you're pretty good 'ol sons"
"But if you drop the gloves with me, you'd be better off to run"

Fire at The Rock, run boys, run
Look, it's Marty's illegitimate son
Chickens in the locker room, pickin' their toes
Hey we got a powerplay, Go Tanger Go

The Devils bowed their heads because they knew that they'd been beat
Then they layed those two points on the ground at Mike Yeo's feet
Sykie said "Devils just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I told you once, you sons of a bitch, tonight your streak will end"

Fire at The Rock, run boys, run
Look, it's Marty's illegitimate son
Chickens in the locker room, pickin' their toes
Like they say in Canada, "GO PENS GO"


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