Baseball fans, we are officially one-tenth of the way through the season.
Admittedly, this an irrelevant sports statistic if there ever was one. It’s like a kid telling you his age is five-and-three-quarters. But as we are already this far along and somehow have no crazy headline about an MLB player elbowing an opponent in the face – the closest we’ve come in the last decade was the time Pedro power-bombed Don Zimmer—the best we can do is take a look around the league and bask in the glow of the top surprises of this early season.
By the by, if you're reading this - heck, if you're in the U.S. at all - odds are you live near a coast or in Chicago. Statistical distribution, folks. So we’ll be spending most of our time here covering the non-flyover states. And if you're an Astros fan, well, I’m sorry.
Really, really sorry.