You saw the headline, so you know what that means, right?
Time for some more wrestling Photoshop ridiculousness.
The format, as you know, is pretty simple: I search the Internet for some funny wrestling photos, and I do my charitable work for the world by bringing them to all of you.
In case you're wondering, this slideshow is now PG, just like the WWE.
But hey, if we can still enjoy Monday Night Raw, we can still enjoy this.
Here are 10 more wacky WWE-related Photoshops from around the Web.
The fans who point fingers at WWE stars as they are making their ring entrances often yell something obnoxious and are attention whores who are just trying to get noticed.
But I have to admit it: This guy has a really good point.
I've never understood Heath Slater's "One Man Rock Band" nickname.
I mean, The Rock is much more rock star than Slater is because at least he can play the guitar.
Oh, wait. Slater can too?
I guess that's because he has a lot of free time whenever he isn't jobbing to The Big Show.
"Oh, so you body slammed Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III? I've seen better."
You think the guy who made this is an Alberto Del Rio fan?
I do have to say that there is some merit to what this Dos Equis spoof says because ADR's WWE career started on fire, and now, he seems to be regressing week by week.
But you already know that.
To be fair, this should actually say: "Hey Kofi, that guy has synthetic weed."
There is a difference between the two...or so I hear.
Not that Matt Hardy is the skinniest guy in the world, but there seems to be a huge legion of Hardy haters that rip this guy with a ridiculous amount of Photoshops that make him seem like a 500-pound compulsive eater.
Here, though, Hardy looks more like a drunk chick at Mardi Gras.
The price of a movie ticket is absolutely outrageous these days.
That being said, I think I'd shell out a bill or two to see this movie, which I'm sure would get 100 percent favorable reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
All we need is Katie Vick, and the party is complete.
Oh, and Paul Bearer, too. But something tells me he's probably still locked in that freezer.
Now, we really know why Triple H only wrestles a few times a year.
Noooo!!!! It's like my worst nightmare come true.
Five David Otungas? All in the ring at the same time?
I smell a "Match of the Year" contender.