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Parodies: Bellamy

This parody is a response to Bellamy recently signing for Manchester City.
It's from the perspective of Spurs Manager, Harry Redknapp. He resented Bellamy's move to Eastlands and would have loved to see him in a Spurs shirt.

However, a lot of Spurs fans (me included) are advising against a player like that coming to Spurs. I heard that his short temper leaves a lot to be desired.

The last thing you want a failing team with low morale is a player whose temper lowers morale.

Tune - "Valerie" (originally by The Zutons) sped up by Mark Ronson in collaboration with Amy Winehouse.

Well sometimes I walk out by myself
And I look just round the corner.
And I think of your status, how you're doing
And in the news I see the pictures.

'Cause since I've had a think,
Tottenham Hotspur looks a mess.
They can use a guy a like you,
One who works well under stress.

Oh won't you come on over?
Why did you sign for City.
Why don't you sign for Tottenham
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy

Have you ever been to jail?
Was your release put up for sale?
You must have a good lawyer.

I hope you deal with anger,
Not put teams' morale in danger,
It's no good for ya.

Would you transfer anywhere?
Would you leave it once you're there?
And are you busy?

Did you have to pay some fines
Just for shouting all the time,
Mak'n people dizzy.

'Cause since I've had a think,
Tottenham Hotspur looks a mess.
They can use a guy a like you,
One who works well under stress.

Oh won't you come on over?
Why did you sign for City.
Why don't you sign for Tottenham
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy

Well sometimes I walk out by myself
And I look around the corner.
And I think of your status, how you're doing
And in the news I see the pictures.

'Cause since I've had a think,
Tottenham Hotspur looks a mess.
They can use a guy a like you,
One who works well under stress.

Oh won't you come on over?
Why did you sign for City.
Why don't you sign for Tottenham
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy
Bellamy

Why don't you sign for Tottenham, Bellamyyyyyy?

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