I take one look at this sweater being worn by Rams quarterback Sam Bradford, and I'm not sure what to think. On the one hand, the Oklahoma product looks like he's wearing a striped Popsicle. And with that backpack and backwards ball cap, he looks like a kid being pushed out the door for his first day of school.
On the other hand, he had the intestinal fortitude to wear that to Coachella, and he has supermodel Karlie Kloss wrapped around him like a designer belt.
The two have been rumored to be an item, so I'd say the questionable fashion move paid off. Who knew that there was so little to scoring with women? Just dress up like a rainbow and watch the avalanche of women gather at your doorstep.
Add into the mix that Kloss, who was born in Chicago, is only 19 years old. Bradford is 24, which means that he is successfully courting within the guidelines of the "half your age, plus seven" edict. Nice work, Sam.
All of these other idiot quarterbacks are out trying to win football games, and here comes Sam Bradford, who only won one game as a starter last season, dressed up like a Care Bear at the biggest music festival on the West Coast, and he's pulling down supermodels.
Nice work, Sam. Let's see if you can stay healthy for an entire year next season. Nobody wants to date that sweater if it's filled by a guy on injured reserve.
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