Video: Arsenal Players Enjoy Ballet Lesson in New Citroen Advertisement

Let's get real for a second. In 'Murica, television advertisements just aren't this good.

As part of the advertising campaign for the new DS5, French automobile company Citroen called on the Frenchiest team in France the world to film a brilliant and hysterically funny ballet-themed commercial.

You should watch the commercial above. It really is something.

Those four Arsenal footballers are midfielders Alex Song and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, defender Bacary Sagna and goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny. Apparently those four own quite the twinkle-toes.

After a few viewings, I came up with six reactions.

1) Ox's look at the 0:07 mark is priceless. Is he nervous? Incredulous? Or is he checking out that ballerina? He sure does look away smoothly before she notices.

2) Szczesny really can't help himself. That's a heck of a swan dive at the end, there, Chezz.

3) Is that Martin Keown on the piano? I'm not the only one asking this question.

4) They're really about to let Alex Song drive? How did that get settled?

5) I would not buy that car. Sorry. It looks like a slug.

6) This ad immediately earns a spot in the sports dancing Hall of Fame along with the 1985 Chicago Bears (RIP, Sweetness), Emmitt Smith and Tammy from The Mighty Ducks. It's also on my shortlist for commercial of the century.

Any observations of your own? Feel free to add them in the comments.

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