There is no way Arkansas can keep Bobby Petrino after everything that has unfolded this week. While he is on administrative leave, it is pretty clear that is just code for "our lawyers are researching that we can fire him with just cause and not have to pay his contract."
He tried to lie his way out of everything until realizing all the details were neatly stacked in a police report that wouldn't allow him to weasel his way out of this one.
While I am not here to offer advice on how to get away with having an affair, I do think rule No. 1 is no man should ever hire the 25-year-old blond that he is cheating on his wife with. But with that said I am glad it was a "previous" relationship that ended as soon as his motorcycle crashed on Sunday.
While it is too late for Arkansas to hire a coach for this upcoming season, this is a list of who they should hire after the 2012-2013 season ends.