Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to the fourth pay-per-view "award ceremony"! Sadly, I couldn't cover Elimination Chamber a couple months ago—laziness is a powerful force.
That being said, let's jump right into introducing the awards that will be handed out today:
- Mark-Out Moment
- Overachiever of the Night: This award goes to the superstar(s) in the undercard who put up a stunning performance.
- Underachiever of the Night: This award goes to the superstar(s) who did not perform up to expectations, even if they had a good match. This award can go to any competitor, upper or undercard.
- Superstar of the Night: This is a kayfabe award and goes to the superstar who had an all-around incredible night.
- Butt of the Night: This is a kayfabe award and goes to the superstar who had the worst night.
- Finishing Touch: This is awarded to the finishing maneuver that ended up having the most impact on the course of the show, or the one that looked the best, depending on my mood. The maneuver doesn't have to win a match to be considered, although that always helps.
- Question Mark Moment: Simply put, this is a moment that made me go, "Huh?"
- Match of the Night
Now, these awards are based on my opinion, which makes it OK for you to disagree—respectfully, of course. If you do disagree, sound off in the comment section below. I promise not to shoot you down...I hope.
Now, with that out of the way, let's begin!