Parodies: Back at Spurs (Featuring Jermain Defoe)

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Parodies: Back at Spurs (Featuring Jermain Defoe)

Fresh from the South Coast of Portsmouth,
after a lot of "frattonising" (bdoom tsssss) with them
(that is a pun, not a spelling mistake),
Jermain Defoe has been returned to Spurs where he can make his legendary presence at the Lane known once again.

This parody celebrates his return to his rightful place as a spearhead for
Spurs' attacking side of the squad.

Tune: 'Back In Black' by AC/DC

Back at Spurs
On transfer.
It's been too short being at Portsmouth.
I've been let go
'Cause I'm Defoe.
They don't want me hangin' around.

I've been looking at my price
And it looks quite nice.
Four million short but it should suffice.
I got my life
In white.
Movin' back and forth, never askin' why.

'Cause I'm back.
Yes I'm back.
Well I'm back.
Yes I'm back.
Well I'm back, back.
Well I'm back at Spurs.
Yes I'm back at Spurs.

Back in the day,
A protege.
Number eighteen on the shirt in which I played.
Yes I'm back again
With half my gang.
They've gotta update me with everything.
'Cause I'm back at the Lane
And I'm back here with love.
Nobody's gonna move me to another club.
So look at me now.
I'm just making my way.
Don't try to push your luck again. Just keep me happay.

'Cause I'm back.
Yes I'm back.
Well I'm back.
Yes I'm back.
Well I'm back, back.
Well I'm back at Spurs.
Yes I'm back at Spurs.

(Air guitar solo)

Well I'm back.
Yes I'm back.
Well I'm back.
Yes I'm back.
Well I'm back, back.
Well I'm back at Spurs.
Yes I'm back at Spurs.

(Air guitar solo while singing:)
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Oooh yeah,
Oooh yeah,
Yes I am,
Oooh yeah,
Yeah, oooh yeah,
Yeah

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Well I'm back, (I'm back.)
Back, (I'm back)
Back, (I'm back)
Back, (I'm back)
Back, (I'm back)
Back, back at Spurs,
Yes I'm back at Spurs.

(Air guitar until fade)

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