Every now and again, there comes along a player with the most ridiculous name.
Some players have names that aren't that bad, yet they decide to add a little moniker to push them over the edge—slide No. 1 will clear that up.
Over the years, many a pub goer has had the conversation with their friends on who had the funniest footballing name of all time.
If you've yet to play that game, here is some ammunition for you.