The Konerko who legged out four triples in 1999 may be a distant memory, as well as the speedster that swiped both of those bases in 2008. However, we can dare to dream.
Konerko has three-baggers in three of his last four seasons. With eight career triples and nine steals, it's a possibility that before the captain tips his cap for the final time, he can smash those elusive barriers.
Here are a few more milestones Paulie can reach with some good fortune that aren't quite so tongue and cheek:
400 doubles (currently 364)
15,000 putouts (currently 14,379)
Six All-Star Games (currently five)