With the recent news (reported via the Courier-Journal here) that former Tennessee Volunteers coach Lane Kiffin hired former Vol quarterback Tee Martin to his USC staff, you have to ask yourself when the Kiffin-ator is going stop dissing Tennessee.
He came in and shot his mouth off, accrued numerous NCAA violations and recruited some of the lowest forms of humanity ever to grace Knoxville, in just 13 months as head coach. Since then, he has poached coaches from both the Vols and the Tennessee Titans.
In times like these, it helps to say, "Hey, it could be worse. Kiffin could __________!"
Here are five fill-ins for the blank. Kiffin knows no boundaries.