In light of Valentine's Day, WWE Superstars and Divas race to find their significant other in the locker room to spend the annual holiday.
From Stephanie McMahon and Triple H to Glamarella, WWE has a storied history of composing relationships among wrestlers and Divas alike, whether they be strictly for storyline purposes or even legitimate.
However, every relationship has its respective share of issues, especially when it comes to the ever-changing world of pro wrestling.
Using my high-school knowledge of what works in relationships and what doesn’t, I attempt to analyze each couple in the WWE today and see what the future might hold.
Which ones have the ability to sink or swim?
Author's Note: My first draft of this article was posted on Podswoggle yesterday afternoon. To view the original piece, click here.
While Tamina hails from the prestigious Samoan islands, JTG is type of guy that the typical father wouldn’t let his daughter date for obvious reasons. That was the exact original reason why Tamina joined the Brooklyn brawler in the first place: to make the Usos jealous.
Once that was accomplished, she slowly fell for the fly JTG over time.
Of course, it wouldn’t last long. She soon realized that the gold in his teeth was nothing compared to the Divas Championship.
Being one of the few legitimate relationships that can be related to reality, Tyson Kidd and Natalya are the couple that’s meant to be. She’s been with him since his debut three years ago today.
The two remained together on WWE television up until November 2010, where the Hart Dynasty essentially split to go their separate ways. Despite a one-off reunion on Raw a few weeks back, we haven't seen much from either Canadian native since then.
Every great couple has their hardships, and in this case, it was Natalya locking Kidd in a sharpshooter to show her disgust in what he’d become.
Nonetheless, it might be Kidd now who might be having second thoughts, given Natalya’s recent flatulence problems.
If my girlfriend blamed her farts on me, I’d give her the cold shoulder, too.
This was the one relationship that I wanted to see come to fruition in 2011 and, sure enough, it did.
They make the perfect couple, since both are nerdy in their own way, excellent wrestlers and can still fit into clothes at Babies "R" Us.
AJ started to develop a liking for Daniel Bryan last November when he entered the hunt for the World Heavyweight Championship. After being in past relationships with Gail Kim and both of the Bella Twins, I must say that Bryan is quite the player.
Everything was going well for a short while, until Big Show accidentally ran over the 95-pound Diva on an episode of SmackDown last month. It seems as if Bryan is only using AJ for sympathy and protection, which has become blatantly obvious to almost everyone except for AJ herself.
If an idiot like Michael Cole can see that, then why can’t the oblivious AJ see it?
Remember, this is after the fact that AJ quickly confessed her love for him and Bryan responded with, “I appreciate that.”
It’s a couple straight out of junior high: The premature girl thinks she’s in love, the guy uses her to get what he wants, and the girl ends up getting hurt in the end (in this case, it’s physically).
If AJ doesn’t come to her senses soon, things will not end well by any means.