You know who I'm talking about.
When you're up against a team and you're praying that this person isn't on the opposing team sheet because he's either so good it's annoying, or he's just so annoying it's annoying.
Many footballers have fallen foul of the law and the media one way or the other, whilst others live a relatively quiet life despite being in the spotlight most of their lives.
Some prefer to do their talking on the pitch; others feature in shampoo adverts and sell hair gel.
Whatever the reason for our frustration at them, here is each English Premier League team's most annoying player.