Don't adjust your TV sets or your computer screens: UFC on Fuel TV 1 is coming to you this Wednesday, not this coming Saturday, live from the Omaha Civic Auditorium in Omaha, Nebraska.
"The Viper" T.J. Dillishaw starts the card off opposite Walel Watson (pronounced akin to "Y.L. Watson"), followed by a heavyweight bout between undefeated newcomers Stipe Miocic and Philip De Fries, and a middleweight bout between Aaron Simpson and Ronny Markes.
Co-headlining the card is an exciting Heavyweight tilt between Dave "Pee-Wee" Herman and Stefan "Skyscraper" Struve.
In the main event of the evening, Jake "The Juggernaut" Ellenberger returns home to Omaha on the heels of a September 2011 knockout win over Jake Shields. Standing between him and any hope of title contention is former UFC lightweight title contender and TUF 1 middleweight winner Diego "The Dream" Sanchez.
You already know what we're left to ask ourselves now, so let's kick back and take a swing at who's collecting the Submission, Knockout, and Fight of The Night bonuses in Nebraska!