WWE's WrestleMania 28: A Parody Preview of the Epic Event

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WWE's WrestleMania 28: A Parody Preview of the Epic Event

HUMOR — The Road to WrestleMania has countless pit stops and swerves. The literal road to WrestleMania is people driving to Miami to witness the grandeur of WrestleMania. Just be careful not to get LeBronified in the fourth quarter of your drive to Miami.

Of course, the metaphorical road to WrestleMania is not that simple. Royal Rumble is the launch point to ignite the engines of the metaphorical cars the wrestlers must drive. Royal Rumble winner Sheamus has a spot in the main event because he is Triple H's workout buddy.

Elimination Chamber is a key toll booth on the Road to WrestleMania. The "price" is lasting through five guys to win either the WWE or World Heavyweight Championship.

In other words, don't think Daniel Bryan will defend his title at WrestleMania. If he does, Vince McMahon must either be drunk or senile.

Note No. 1: Yes. I know Daniel Bryan is a great wrestler. But you are crazy if you think Daniel Bryan will actually be World Heavyweight Champion at WrestleMania.

Note No. 2: The Internet Wrestling Community has NO right to EVER complain about WWE again if Daniel Bryan and CM Punk defend their titles at WrestleMania

Enough of the Road to WrestleMania, let's get to WRESTLEMANIA!!!

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