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This is how you're treated for bringing the seven-layer dip.
So maybe you don't want to sit at home and watch the game by yourself, and the bar isn't really your thing.
Why not head over to a friend's house to watch the games and enjoy the camaraderie of a few pals?
Chances are, if you're not at your own house, you don't have to pick up everyone's mess, you probably won't be making most of the food and you can enjoy the same comforts that you would have had at home.
Go stop at the grocery store, buy a bucket of wings and a six-pack and everyone will be happy when you show up.
Another advantage of being around friends is that there is less of a chance that you're going to receive as many threats that might come your way if you were at a rival team's bar.
Prediction No. 3: Ray Rice will rush for over 120 yards vs. the Patriots this weekend.