Hulk Hogan: WWE Legend Feuding with Dentist over Botched Surgery
The shoot promo that is Hulk Hogan’s life nowadays has taken another soap opera-esque turn with the news that the WWE legend had botched mouth surgery.
Gasp!
TMZ is reporting that Hogan went to the dentist to begin the process of getting new teeth. The process begins with them taking a bone and implanting it into the mouth in order to support the new teeth. This already sounds too painful to deal with.
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While the pain is already terrible, everything was going according to plan for Hogan. The TNA star then goes to the cosmetic surgeon’s office, where the doctor takes off the mold and tears 50 stitches from the mouth of the greatest champion in wrestling history, brother.
That’s gotta hurt!
Many feel that the funny is over, but it is not. Since Hogan was continuing to have issues with infections and swelling in his mouth, he went to a local hospital to have a CAT scan done of his mouth. Doctors found that one of the previous surgeons had left a metal tack in implanted in his mouth.
What happened next can only be described with the eloquent words of world-renowned wordsmith Mr. Hogan himself:
"They had to drill a f**king hole in my face!
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Like Shakespeare after years and years of alleged steroid abuse.
While this is usually the point of the article when I bury everything that Hogan stands for as a man and the man that he is, I just can’t do it. Between his divorce, his botched mouth surgery and the slow realization that his career is over, Hogan’s life is a mess.
I firmly believe in karma and I feel that’s what is happening to Hogan right now. He walked all over and ruined too many people during his reign over pro wrestling to go through life living on easy street.
I hope they fix your face Hulk, but they still don’t have a surgery to replace all the careers you ruined.
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