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Parodies: Lineup No. 5 (A Teamtalk for Spurs)

David JacobsCorrespondent IJanuary 4, 2009

This one is another parody made up by me for fun.
It's got the theme of Harry Redknapp giving a team talk to the squad.

The parody even contains a chorus specially written for the fans to chant in the stadium (as if I don't try hard enough anyway).

Tune - "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega.


One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the box to equalise.
Let's have a goal from a corner.
I say we need some more goals 'cause we really don't wanna
Lose just like we did last week.
You must play deep cause you give goals cheap.
I liked Dawson, Corluka, Zokora and Ledley.
And as we continue, I know you're getting better.
So much we can do. I'm praying to Jesus, our Lord.
To us football should be our sport.
Hit a good strike. It's all good. Just go get it.
And then f*cking net it.


(Chorus specially written for the stands!!!):

A little bit of Modric side to side.
A little bit of Lennon playing wide.
A little bit of Ledley's all we need.
A larger bit of Huddlestone's all we see.
A shot from Zokora to hit the Sun.
A lot of throws from Gomes nice and long.
A little bit of striking from our Pav.
A few more goals from Bent - he's our frontman.

(Lineup No. 5.)

Run up and down and kick it all around.
Keep the ball safe and sound. Dribble low to the ground.
Take one step left, then one step right.
Run in front or just kick it to the side.
Touch the ball once. Touch the ball twice
And if the team gets a goal then you're doing it right.

A little bit of Modric side to side.
A little bit of Lennon playing wide.
A little bit of Ledley's all we need.
A larger bit of Huddlestone's all we see.
A shot from Zokora to hit the Sun.
A lot of throws from Gomes nice and long.
A little bit of striking from our Pav.
A few more goals from Bent - he's our frontman.

(Net it, go net it.
Lineup No. 5, ha ha ha.)

A little bit of Modric side to side.
A little bit of Lennon playing wide.
A little bit of Ledley's all we need.
A larger bit of Huddlestone's all we see.
A shot from Zokora to hit the Sun.
A lot of throws from Gomes nice and long.
A little bit of striking from our Pav.
A few more goals from Bent - he's our frontman.

I've done all I can do to fall in love with a team like you.
'Cause I can't run and I can't hide.
You lot and me gonna touch the sky.

(Lineup No. 5.)

 

 

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