Congratulations! Your friend or loved one has asked you to accompany him or her to a wedding. They only get to bring one guest, and you were the easy choice—way to go!
Just one problem. The date reads: Saturday, [insert weekend between September and December], 2013. And your team kicks off its biggest game at noon, right in the heart of all the nuptial action.
What are you supposed to do?
A day of drinking and dancing is usually great, but Saturdays in fall are supposed to be sacred. Your friend or loved one should have known better; you haven't missed a game since 2002. And they expect you to break that streak so you can watch two people you barely know get married?