LSU Football: Nobody Proves Jordan Jefferson Is an Idiot Better Than Himself

Larry Burton (Syndicated Writer) In one short sweet paragraph, Jordan Jefferson shows how privileged he thinks he is as well as how stupid he is. It is obvious that Jefferson is not a public relations major and that Miles should consider his statement carefully before allowing him to ever throw another ball at LSU.

According to ESPN, Jefferson said, "I can't imagine anybody in the country going through more than I did. But, I'm now wiser and more aware. God puts people in certain situations. I don't regret anything."

Let's break this statement down sentence by sentence.

"I can't imagine anybody in the country going through more than I did."

So, his plight was worse than a policeman crippled for life protecting innocent people? His plight was worse than a wife with three small children losing her husband in Afghanistan? Or two parents losing their child to a drunk driver?

Really? Please, Jordan, have you no sense of reality or shame, for that matter?

"But now I'm wiser and more aware."

Really? That first sentence shows us you're still pitifully unaware that it's not all about you, Mr. Big Head. To us you appear much more stupid than before.

"God puts people in certain situations."

Are you really telling us that God put you in that bar late at night? Did you even think about that statement? Do you really think God is busy sending people to bars and bar fights? Really?

Did you ever consider it may have been his nemesis, Satan, that sent you to a bar late at night past curfew?

"I don't regret anything."

Really? This one should raise Les Miles' eyebrows.

You don't regret breaking curfew? You don't regret being such a poor leader that you were breaking curfew with several other players? As a leader and a senior, you should have been guiding them better.

You don't regret you were simply too stupid to throw your hands in air and walk away from the fight rather than be involved in it? You don't regret not telling your teammates to walk away with you?

You don't regret becoming a laughing stock? You don't regret being suspended from the team? You don't regret losing your starting job? You don't regret putting your parents through all of this? You don't regret putting your coaches and team through this?

Oh wait, of course you don't.

After all, it's all about you, Mr. Jefferson.