Larry's Losers in the SEC: Week 1 Kickoff

Well folks, it's that time of year again, and old Bacardi and I have been working to bring you the best bunch of losers we've ever prognosticated.

For the first time followers of this anticipated article, let me inform you that it's full of colloquialisms and down home humor. We try and have fun by picking these losers, and we hope you enjoy the style that it and has been presented in for many years.

We thought we'd try the new video slideshow method for this week's picks and see how it goes.

This was shot at the super secret Larry's Loser compound in the Tiki Bar and pool section, and we hope you enjoy the work that the pooch and cameraman put into the wickedly cheap production.

Yours truly was enjoying the whole thing with a cool drink in my hand and a smile on my face.

Now let's get started and see if your team is on the losing side of the tally.

Elon and Vanderbilt

Click on the video to learn the loser of this game.

Montana at Tennessee

How will the Montana at Tennessee game go? Watch the video and see.

South Carolain at East Carolina

Quick, what's the capital of East Carolina? For more fun and the loser of this contest, watch the video.

Western Kentucky at Kentucky

Who will come out on top when these Kentucky cousins contest? View the video for the likely loser.

Boise State Versus Georgia

Are the Broncos really expecting a neutral field in Atlanta? To see who's on the short end of this contest, just watch the video.

Florida Atlantic at Florida

This may not be the rivalry of Florida vs Florida State, but somebody's got to lose. To see who it is, watch the video.

Mississippi State at Memphis

This could turn in to a good cross state rivalry in years to come, but watch the video and see who loses this one.

BYU at Ole Miss

This could be a better game than most think. Ole Miss does have an SEC defense. Can they stop the cougars? Watch the video and see.

LSU Versus Oregon

The most anticipated game in the SEC with two top 10 teams and high national ranking on the line. Who comes up on the short end of this stick? Only this group of trained loser prognosticators know for sure.

Watch the video and see who we pick.

Utah State at Auburn

Can the defending national champs play like one this season? For the take on the first game, just watch the video.

Missouri State at Arkansas

Some say Arkansas could have a great year. Will they get off to a great start? See the video and find out for yourself.

Kent State at Alabama

How much sympathy will Nick Saban show to the school where he played as a collegian? Watch the video and see for yourself.

And That's All for This Week Folks...

Thanks for coming by, and we'll see you next week for more of the losers we pick so well.

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