Those of you with a landline, take the phone off the hook.
Send the kids to Grandma's, and get the pizza menu ready, because you're not spending time in the kitchen or even at the grill.
If you're scheduled to work, call in sick.
Sept. 17 is "College Football" in capital letters.
No conference games yet, but what a schedule. It's three days after my birthday, a biggie in itself (starts with 6, and not 6 or 600), and this schedule is the perfect birthday present.
Apologies to all those left off this list—and I mean you, Pittsburgh at Iowa, among others. Here are the top 10 games for this September Saturday.