One can only watch Jadeveon Clowney highlights for so long before it’s time to get down to business.
You see, as an advanced metrics analyst for several notable mafia gangsters*, it falls well within the confines of my job description to know college football. More specifically, to know which games to keep an eye on to make sure our “investments” pay off.
The following are the games I will be attending with a briefcase of cash.
*denotes a falsified truth.