College Football's All-Paris Hilton Team: Week Two Edition

Week Two of the long awaited College Football season has come and passed, and oh what a week it was! This week Virginia Tech was shocked by James Madison, Denard Robinson proved to be superman again with over 500 Yards of Total Offense, and South Carolina playing above expectation..? What is the world coming to? Needless to say Week Two of the College Football Season was one to remember.

Well we had our duds and studs and I'm here to bring you the stars of College Football's second week. Though the whole week wasn't pretty, every one of these performances that made this article were. For an Athlete to qualify as a "Paris Hilton" they must be a beast who rose to the occasion and separated themselves as the best of the best at their position. So without further adieu here are the "Paris Hiltons" of College Football Week Two.

Quarterbacks

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GAINESVILLE, FL - OCTOBER 17: Quarterback Ryan Mallett #15 of the Arkansas Razorbacks sets to pass against the Florida Gators October 17, 2009 at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in Gainesville, Florida. (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

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Ryan Mallett, Arkansas

28-43 for 400 Yards and Three TD's

Mallett solidified that he's going to be a force to be reckoned with in the SEC this season. With top receiver Greg Childs returning this season (And catching two TD's against ULM) the Hogs are ready to break into this season strong with Mallett (Insert funny laugh at 'Mallet and Break Through' pun)

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Landry Jones, Oklahoma

30-40 for 380 Yards and Four TD's

Landry Jones did nothing but impress, and make me look good, in his domination of FSU in Norman this weekend. And just in case anyone is wondering, there's still room on the Oklahoma sleeper Big 12 Championship Bandwagon if you're interested. Hurry though, spots are filling up.

Running Backs

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COLUMBIA, SC - SEPTEMBER 11: Tailback Marcus Lattimore #21 of the South Carolina Gamecocks takes a break during a timeout during the game against the Georgia Bulldogs at Williams-Brice Stadium on September 11, 2010 in Columbia, South Carolina. The Gamec

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Marcus Lattimore, South Carolina

37 Carries for 182 Yards and Two TD's

I'm honestly nervous... I think South Carolina may actually rise above their constant "Mediocre" Season and contend for the SEC East Title this year... Lattimore is definitely going to be a reason for their chances this year, and the scary part is, he's only a true freshmen. Somewhere Lou Holtz grins inside.

Honorable Mention

Bryce Beall, Houston

19 Carries for 195 Yards and Three TD's

The Cougars have a running game?! Apparently Case Keenum isn't the only player on the Cougars who can pack a punch, as UTEP found out Saturday. Do I smell a possible Darkhorse BCS Buster? I think we may...

Wide Receivers

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SEATTLE - SEPTEMBER 11: Wide receiver Jermaine Kearse #15 of the Washington Huskies rushes against Phillip Thomas #1 of the Syracuse Orange on September 11, 2010 at Husky Stadium in Seattle, Washington. The Huskies defeated the Orange 41-20. (Photo by Ot

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Jermaine Kearse, Washington

9 Catches for 179 Yards and Three TD's

Is a legitimate threat out wide for the Huskies and he showed it by tearing up the Syracuse Secondary for Three, count 'em, Three Touchdowns! I'll have to check me glasses but he looks like a young Reggie Williams (circa 2003) at Wideout for the Huskies.

Honorable Mention

Conner Vernon, Duke

8 Catches for 181 Yards and Two TD's

Conner was all over the field against Wake Forest, however the Fightin' David Cutcliffes Just didn't have enough in them to finish off the Deacons. All in all, a great game for Mr. Vernon, and I give credit where credit is due.

Offensive Line/Defensive Front Seven

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SOUTH BEND, IN - SEPTEMBER 11: Greg Banks #92 of the Michigan Wolverines fires up his teammates during warm-ups before a game against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish at Notre Dame Stadium on September 11, 2010 in South Bend, Indiana. Michigan defeated Notre

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Michigan Wolverines Offensive Line

Denard Robinson had 258 Rushing Yards from the Quarterback position.

What more needs to be said? Robinson has taken the mold of Pat White/Vince Young for the Wolverines and he is the hottest commodity in College Football since Reggie Bush in 2005... Oops. Needless to say, you get the point.

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Kansas Jayhawks Front Seven

Held the Georgia Tech Option Offense in check and upset the #17 ranked Yellow Jackets

What an enormous win and turnaround for Tuner Gill and this program. Last Week these same Jayhawks lost at home to North Dakota State... Guys, I truly say kudos on an amazing turnaround. Holding Josh Nesbitt in check is not easy task and they succeeded.

Defensive Secondaries

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EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 04: Cornerback Anthony Gildon #18 of the Oregon Ducks gets set at the line of scrimmage in the second quarter of the game against the New Mexico Lobos at Autzen Stadium on September 4, 2010 in Eugene, Oregon. Oregon won the game 72

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Oregon Ducks Secondary

Held Tennessee below 200 Passing Yards and had an Interception Return for a TD

Well... This took a lot of pride swallowing. I was at this game, and my Vols let me down. But I yet again will look aside biases and give credit where it's due. Oregon is extremely athletic, and *gulp* a team that can compete with anyone. This team has National Championship Darkhorse Potential.

Ohio State Secondary

Nabbed Four picks against Jacory Harris and Miami

Well THE Ohio State University showed they're a real Championship Contender with a dominant performance against Miami. Granted Miami sorta handed OSU the game with Harris and his Interceptions, still the Bucks look solid, and with Pryor at the helm they look like they can contend. Oh yeah, and OSU won... Just like in 2003, sorry McGahee, Winslow, and Ken Dorsey...

Kickers

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TUSCALOOSA, AL - OCTOBER 24: Daniel Lincoln #26 of the Tennessee Volunteers against the Alabama Crimson Tide at Bryant-Denny Stadium on October 24, 2009 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

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Daniel Lincoln, Tennessee

2-2 on FG's both being 45+ Yards

Here is my bias shining right through. But seriously though, Lincoln had a great game. From a guy who went from kicking a ball into Terrence Cody's armpit TWICE, this is a huge improvement and I'm genuinely happy for the guy.

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Dan Conroy, Michigan State

3-3 on FG's with Two 40+ Yarders and a 50 Yarder

Conroy's my boy! Granite that was a terrible attempt at a joke this guy is a solid kicker. If we gave out Heisman's for Kickers of the Week, well... this guy would win it this week! Congrats Danny boy!