You know the routine: Line up a tomato can to knock out with ease in the opener so the fans can indulge in their favorite activity without having to watch the game.
Pretty bad in terms of rising up to a challenge for these so-called historical powers.
Some ratings systems have Alabama as the highest-rated team in the country and San Jose State as the lowest-rated team.
Guess who is playing this week? You got it, and that is only the start of "Blowout City" in the first weekend in September.
Let's call that one 42-0 for the Crimson Tide and move along.
The thrill is gone, the thrill is gone away when you have to sit through these turkeys just so your school can make its way to that magic six wins for bowl eligibility.
If you can stand it, here are nine more beatdowns that should require an investigation into why these contests are not listed as human sacrifices for a roll of money.
Now that's entertainment!