Washaun Ealey was arrested earlier today on charges of hit and run and driving with a suspended license.
Not the brightest thing you can do, but certainly there have been dumber arrests in college football.
Like what, you ask?
We'll get to those in a moment.
As you will see, Ealey is barely a blip on the radar, because there have been some great stories.
I've tried to gather the best, but I am open to bumping any one of these for a better one.
Here's the rest of the dubious list.