Ye Olde College Football Game

I have to give Sammy Vegas from DXP props for introducing me to my latest time waste, TV4U.com. There's a ton of crap on there, including ESPN's coverage of the 1983 Holiday Bowl pitting Mizzou against the BYU Hot 40 Year Old Ladies. Just some thoughts as you watch the excruciating "Green Bags" commercial before the game...

-I guess in 1983, the Big 12 was smart enough to trim the shit teams and call themselves the "Big 8". A conference without Baylor and ATM may be needed again. Cut Iowa State and K-State and we may be in business like it's 1983.

-Our cheerleaders were a mix of a Pokemon and a shitzu in 1983. Horrendous, and thankfully, not skanky.

-Someone else wore number 10? Blasphemy! Chase Daniel was going to be born a few years later. Marlon Adler should have known that.

-Marlon Adler: QB-Slash-Bad Punter. Can we save a scholarship to do that again? Seems like a great idea. Especially after that 18 yard punt. Hell, why punt? Go for the throat.

-BYU QB Steve Young is terrible. I'm guessing he never really worked out in the NFL. 2nd stringer at best.

-Warren Powers, who the fuck do you think you are? That's Gary Pinkel's sideline. Promptly hit the eject button and leave.

-Lots of great 'Cougar' references, such as: "The Cougars are all over him", "Cougars are great at wrapping up", "These Cougars don't quit", "Cougars are great at home", and "Lots of Cougars here at Jack Murphy". And I wasn't invited?

The people at Tv4U must have thought the entire 2nd half of play minus the last :21 seconds was boring as hell, as they don't even show it. Needless to say, don't watch past halftime.