USC-UCLA Fans: Excitement at Fox Sports West

Time marches on, and all good things must come to an end, replaced by even better things.  Those weekly USC and UCLA highlights that replayed the thrill of Trojan victories and the agony of Bruin defeats have finally met their end.

No more Pete Carroll press conferences where he insists that the only goal the team has is to win the Pac-10 and play in the Rose Bowl, and he doesn’t understand how they arrive at those BCS rankings.  It’s out of his control, so he’s not going to pay any attention to it.  But his Trojans will play anybody, anywhere, at any time.

Of course, Karl Dorrell is gone, which should make Bruin fans happy.  If they were looking forward to viewing Rick Neuheisel and his new squeaky-clean image, don’t worry—ESPN will carry all his future denials of recruiting violations.

Gone are the Men of Troy marching down the Coliseum tunnel in full battle gear chanting, "We ready!"  Gone are the creative shots of the high-kicking Song Girls.  Gone are the warm-ups and the guys getting psyched up.

Instead, the programming executives at FSN West are bringing you fans exciting new programming that will span the thirteen weeks of college football.

Here’s the proposed lineup for this Fall.

Week 1: In My Own Words: Tommy LaSorda Pt. 1

Week 2: Before the Bigs: Russell Martin

Week 3: 2006 Celebrity Poker Championship

Week 4: The 50 Best Damn Sports Bloopers, Pt. 1

Week 5: In My Own Words: Mike Scioscia

Week 6: Truck Competition Monster Jam

Week 7: In My Own Words: Tommy LaSorda Pt. 2

Week 8: Before the Bigs: Garret Anderson

Week 9: 2007 Celebrity Poker Championship

Week 10: In My Own Words: Sasha Vujacic

Week 11: The 50 Best Damn Sports Bloopers, Pt. 2

Week 12: Highlights of the 1971 USC-UCLA 7-7 Tie

Week 13: In My Own Words: Mrs. Tommy LaSorda

There you have it, fans. Enjoy!