If you take Urban Meyer's parking spot, be prepared to deal with the consequences.
Ohio State running back Warren Ball Jr. tweeted out a picture Monday that shows what happens when somebody parks in the Buckeyes head coach's spot. To put it simply, the thief gets blocked in.
Meyer parked directly behind the perpetrator, making it impossible for him or her to get out of the spot. Sure, there were other available places to park. But Meyer is a man of principle. That's his spot—it belongs to a three-time champion. Unless the coach punishes the driver, he or she will never learn.
If Meyer really wanted to stick it to the driver, he should work late and keep the other person there for hours.
Update: June 15
Eleven Warriors has appeared to pinpoint the culprit: kicker Jack Willoughby.
Willoughby transferred to Ohio State from Duke earlier this year, went to the Lawrenceville School and, according to Duke's website, has lived in Alaska.