The gentleman who brings the “D” with a coinciding picture of a fence to college football games had a horrible weekend. I’m not sure if these folks still bring such signage out in public—they do, and bless ‘em for it—but they will likely think twice about encouraging defense to be played after what took place this weekend.
In fact, hundreds of these signs are currently sitting at the bottom of a ditch, covered in empty Busch Light cans and unthinkable body fluids. Oh, and shame.
Outside of a few locations, there were touchdowns galore in Week 5. Although it didn’t set to be the most intriguing week on paper, we were served an $8 steak that came with surprising flavor.
Compliments to the chef.
A glorious slate of games is on deck, but before we officially turn the page on Geno Smith’s Wild Ride, let’s examine what we loved and hated in Week 5.