After a relatively uneventful first few weeks and blowouts in the majority of the morning matchups, the College Football Gods threw on their favorite Skynyrd album, poured themselves a glass of their finest single-malt scotch and decided to unleash the fury.
Well, it’s about time.
The USC Trojans spilled an entire glass of red wine on their dashing new white dress shirt. Don’t bother Googling the proper techniques to salvage it, just toss that baby in the garbage and be more careful next time.
It’s a lost cause. Trust me, red wine remains undefeated in this matchup.
And while USC stole the show, we didn’t forget about you, Michigan State. Or you, Tennessee. Or you, BYU. Or even you, Colorado, because these depths of bad (Fresno State just scored again) warrant our utmost attention.
As for some of the items you might have missed in the madness, here is what I loved and hated in Week 3.