Captivating the world media's attention with guidance blasts of original, manic life mantras, Sheen is American pop culture's unofficial life guru and the country's current definition of "#winner".
Unfortunately that description does not apply to Bryant as #WINNING is exactly what Kobe didn't do tonight.
"NBA Prediction: The Los Angeles Lakers Will Lose To the Miami Heat on March 10" - Published March 9, 2011
Faced against NBA superstar and two-time defending league MVP, LeBron James, and his powerful Miami Heat team, the same squad that had embarrassed Bryant and his defending champion LA Lakers in an ultra high-profile match-up on Christmas Day last year with a convincing 96-80 blowout victory at Staples Center in Los Angeles, Bryant again squandered an opportunity to redeem himself and his team, and proved again, once and for all, that the Miami Heat, not the Los Angeles Lakers, are the "team to beat" in the NBA.
Ironically, the Heat, who are the most despised team in the NBA after recruiting James along with former Toronto Raptors standout, Chris Bosh, to play with their franchise superstar and former NBA Finals MVP Dwyane Wade last summer, have been on a tough five game losing streak prior to their win against the Lakers.
That five game slide, which was part of six losses in seven games, was the longest active losing streak in the NBA, shared with the Indiana Pacers, and even longer that the current losing streak owned by LeBron's former team, the Cleveland Cavaliers, who themselves set the all-time NBA losing streak record this season.
The longest active winning streak in the NBA prior to tonight's game ironically belonged to the Lakers, who had won eight straight games before tonight's loss to the Heat, exactly double the length of the next longest winning streak in the NBA of four games, shared by teams including the Chicago Bulls and the Los Angeles Clippers, incidentally both teams which had beaten the Lakers already in games this season.
The fact that the Lakers were playing their best basketball of the year, and rebounding from their own disappointments this season including a four game losing streak and devastating losses to teams no self-respecting defending champion should ever lose to like the bottom-dwelling Cavaliers, a 19 point loss to the Milwaukee Bucks, or a 20 point blow-out loss to the Charlotte Bobcats, makes this defeat to Miami and Chris Bosh, who allegedly was in tears crying in the Heat locker room after a recent loss to the Bulls, even more tough to swallow.
The Lakers had a chance to continue a trend set by other #WINNING teams in the NBA, including the Bulls, the New York Knicks, the Orlando Magic, the San Antonio Spurs and the Portland Trail Blazers, teams with winning records that had all defeated the Heat during their five game losing streak.
The Lakers would have been the sixth team, and could have delivered the season-ending knock-out blow to Miami's confidence and swagger, continuing the recent self-doubting and teary trend of Miami's confusion and lost-in-the-woods mentality, that could have eliminated them as a playoff threat with just 17 games to go in the regular season.
Instead, the Heat's epic win against the Lakers tonight, against all odds, with the whole world doubtful they could pull off this stunning victory (see comments on "NBA Prediction: The Los Angeles Lakers Will Lose To the Miami Heat on March 10"), just gave Miami incredible renewed confidence and swagger that in all likelihood will carry over into the playoffs.
After all, they didn't just win their first game against a .500-plus team in over a month; no, they picked up their first victory against a winning team in over a month against the defending NBA Champions the Los Angeles Lakers.
After all, the Miami Heat have now swept the LA Lakers in the regular season. Out of all the teams considered "elite" in the league that have played Miami, including the Boston Celtics, the Dallas Mavericks, the Bulls and the Spurs, only the Lakers have lost to the Heat, and LA lost every single one of their games to Miami.
On the other hand, the Mavericks and the Bulls swept their season series against the Heat, and the Celtics beat the Heat three times already with one game remaining, and the Spurs lead their series 1-0.
As if the Lakers are able to achieve their dream scenario during the Western Conference Playoffs which is to survive likely opponents the Mavericks in the Conference Semifinals and the Spurs or Oklahoma City Thunder in the Conference Finals, their NBA Finals opponent who stands in their way of Kobe and coach Phil Jackson achieving their second three-peat, Kobe's sixth championship ring tying him with Bulls legend Michael Jordan, and the Lakers' 17th franchise NBA Championship, is likely to be the Miami Heat.
And with the Heat's regular season dominance of the Lakers giving them a serious mental edge, one that may reduce Bryant, Pau Gasol, Ron Artest, Andrew Bynum and Derek Fisher to locker room cuddles and tears, like those shed by Kobe when the Spurs defeated the Lakers lead by him and Shaquille O'Neal in Game Six of the 2003 Western Conference Semifinals, Bryant may come to regret this one epic loss as when a shot of #tigerblood, otherwise known as self-belief, during the fourth quarter might have won this game for Los Angeles against Miami, and saved the Lakers' entire season.
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