I figured now would be as good a time as any to get you up to speed on where all 30 NBA teams stand. After all, I'm sure at least some folks out there will take the rest of the month off from pro basketball to focus on all this March Madness business.
(Not that I don't enjoy the NCAA tournament myself. The last-second excitement and overall unpredictability makes it a joy to follow, though the quality of actual basketball leaves plenty to be desired).
So, why not take some time now to catch up on the Association with about three weeks to go in the regular season? We'll have another full report card ready for you when college ball is over and you're ready to jump back into the NBA.
And another one in between. And another.
But I digress. Before I start blathering on about the virtues of the Pac-12 or Harvard's rise in the wake of Jeremy Lin's success, let's have a look at how every team grades out in the here-and-now.