During Shaquille O'Neal's hilarious press conference in which he officially announced his retirement, a man of many nicknames gave us his latest moniker: "The Big AARP (Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons)."
The league has seen plenty of great nicknames over the years. It's seen plenty of bad ones, too (i.e. King James).
This list won't have any unearned or uncreative (D-Rose) sobriquets, epithets or aliases. Only the best for you—the 50 best...
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