I recently told my dad, 'mark my words, Dwight Howard is staying in Orlando' (oops, I blew the surprise of the first slide! D'oh!). He shook his head and, sarcastically said, 'okay, I'll mark your words. First athlete in history to stay with his team and not for the money'.
I returned his scoff with a double scoff and a loud 'harumpf' and walked off. As I drove home from my parent's house, with only my two year old in the backseat to hear my ramblings, I started thinking about 2012. Ya know, the year where me and John Cusack watch as the Orlando Magic cracks in half and sucks up a whole city into the ground?
Anyways, I put together some bold predictions. I'm used to losing and making crazy predictions (just ask my fantasy baseball league. We play for lunches every week. I always pay) so here it goes. . .