Happy Holidays! Now here are some items that might wipe that smile off your face.
And really, who wants to be jolly all week long? It's important to remember that wrapped gifts yield paper strewn about the house and all those delicious treats will go straight to your hips and never come off.
Oh, this wonderful sports world has some figurative turds in the punch bowl as well, and that's what we do here on a weekly basis: bring you the latest in all that is wrong in sport.
Of course, you can get in on the action in the comments section below. For now, kick up your feet and click through some misery.