Brett Keisel, Bill Walton and The Most Glorious Beards In Sports History
By (Analyst) on February 1, 2011
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There seems to be little doubt regarding the reason for the Steelers being in this year's Super Bowl. It is of course, Brett Keisel's truly unbelievable beard.
Keisel is a great player, but his facial locks have transcended his game. Anyone who sports what looks like a legitimate lion's mane on the lower half of his face, is bound to make some headlines.
Keisel's beard has become its own Super Bowl XLV storyline.
His beard may be the greatest in sports history, but it's certainly not the only one.
I Want You to Determine Who Will Be In This Slideshow
I want this slideshow to be more of a starting point than a complete article.
I will detail a few of the greatest sports beards of all-time, and you will tell me in the comments section who else belongs in the slideshow.
Tell me who you think had great sports beards, and I'll add a slide for him! This should lead to an article that consists of well over a hundred athletes!
Try to limit your selections to three beards so everyone can get in on the fun.
Bill Walton
That was in the NBA!
In his Blazer days, Bill Walton looked more like a Cro-Magnon warrior than a starting center.
Baron Davis
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Sculpted, thick, regal. These are just a few of the words that aptly describe Baron Davis's beard.
Brett Keisel
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Behold.
This long, flowing beard has taken on something of a life of its own.
If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, the beard should be the game's MVP.
Phil Jackson
He's had his fair share of great facial hair looks as a coach, but nothing compares to this.
Kyle Orton
Contributor: Zac Man
Affectionately known by its fans as the neck beard, this scruff doesn't seem to want to come out and play.
Brian Wilson
Contributor: Jordan Huggins
Brian Wilson insists that thing is all-natural. Whether or not that's true is beside the point. It clearly led the Giants to a World Series title.
Brock Lesnar
Contributor: Adam Dye
As if the beard wasn't enough, nothing says man like hiking uphill, through the snow, with a deer on his back (all while wearing camo with an orange hunter's vest and hat).
Scott Spiezio
Contributor: The Duke
It's obviously not a full beard, but you have to admire Spiezio's dedication to team spirit, and the way he displays that dedication via soul patch.
Dan Fouts
Contributor: Patrick Smith
Not even an NFL helmet can contain this, and don't get me started on the chin strap.
James Harden
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Contributor: Matt Permenter
In the tradition of Baron Davis, this baller beard is as respectable as any across the sports landscape.
Bruce Sutter
Contributor: King Kaufman
It's hard to imagine anyone being able to focus on the incoming pitch when it's coming from the same vicinity as that beard.
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Contributor: Conor Fox
From the mind of the contributor himself, Fitzpatrick is described as, "THE BUFFALO LUMBERJACK".
Kimbo Slice
Contributor: Adam Fromal
I can't imagine trying to grapple with this guy. Just think about the likelihood of getting a face full of that beard.
Mike Commodore
Contributor: Adam Fromal
This picture is almost too good to be true. He looks like something out of a hockey spoof movie.
Johnny Damon
Contributor: Adam Fromal
It's a shame Damon ever left the Red Sox. His game, as well as the locks on his head and face were a perfect fit in Boston.
Jim Neidhart
Contributor: Bruce Miller
I knew we'd get some professional wrestlers in here eventually. Does anyone think this face would look nearly as menacing without that goat?
John Matuszak
Contributor: Bruce Miller
He played Sloth in the movie "Goonies". Do I really need to say anything else about this guy?
Sebastian Chabal
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Contributor: Bruce Miller
I can't even begin to tell you all how grateful I am to Bruce for introducing Sebastian Chabal to this discussion.
Will Goggans
Contributor: Vinny Puma
This defies explanation. Some team should draft this kid in the first round of the NFL Draft based solely on that growth.
Drew Gooden
Contributor: Elliott Baas
Drew Gooden has fashioned several different looks out of his facial hair, but this one has to take the cake.
Franco Harris
Contributor: Elliott Baas
The tradition of luscious Steeler beards did not begin with Brett Keisel.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Contributor: k swet
Triple H is no stranger to the "Friendly Mutton Chops" look. He pulls it off as well as anyone.
Alexi Lalas
Contributor: John Williams
Alexi Lalas was one of the best players in United States soccer history. Is there any question why?
Pau Gasol
Contributor: Jon Sainz
The Lakers are in a bit of a funk right now. To break out of their funk, they don't need a trade, they need the return of this beard.
Socrates
Contributor: John Williams
This is as perfect a look as possible for international competition.
Ben Roethlisberger
Contributor: Jon Sainz
Keisel's not the only Steeler trying to bring some facial hair magic to this game.
Jacob Pullen
Contributor: Kevin Hatfield
Pullen's neck beard is making more noise than Kansas State's basketball team this year.
Brian Winter
Contributor: John Williams
Playing basketball with that kind of beard is no small feat. He could probably use a sweatband down there.
Lanny McDonald
Contributor: Andrew Allen
I had a very hard time deciding between a full-beard picture, or his straight mustache look. This is the definition of a win-sin situation.
Kris Draper
Jayson Werth
Contributor: Eric Casperson
That baseball cap can't even begin to contain everything that's going on there.
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Like I said at the start of this slideshow, I want you guys to comment and tell me who else belongs in this article.
When you tell me a legitimate, glorious beard, I will add a slide for that player.
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