Internet Reacts to Clippers Staying at DeAndre Jordan's Home so He Re-Signs

To quote Drake, the Los Angeles Clippers are somewhere between "they want it" and "they got it."

First reported by Yahoo Sports’ Adrian Wojnarowski, DeAndre Jordan agreed to a four-year, $80 million deal with the Dallas Mavericks on July 3.

On Wednesday, hours before the NBA’s moratorium period ends and free agents can officially sign, ESPN’s Marc Stein broke news that things have changed and the big fella was pondering a return back to Los Angeles.

The Internet melted into a mob scene, and the madness escalated when Woj, Stein and ESPN's Ramona Shelburne tweeted these (rather alarming) updates:

These came after a supposed promise by Jordan to meet with Dallas before deciding:

Let's dive into this sea of insanity head-first:

Heck, even Clippers forward Blake Griffin chimed in:

A presumably heartbroken Chandler Parsons did, too:

Jordan will be eligible to put pen to the paper at 12 a.m. ET.

Here’s hoping this ends the only way it should—in a winner-takes-DJ brawl between the two teams.

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