What’s the most balling-est thing in the world besides sprinkling diamonds over your Tyrannosaurus egg breakfast? How about having a 24-hour disc jockey spinning beats in your hotel room?
LeBron James is in China right now, and the hits literally won’t stop coming.
According to TMZ, James recently posted a video from his suite at the W Hotel in Guangzhou to show fans the DJ who is working the turn tables in his room from dusk 'til dawn.
James first tweeted about his DJ at 11 a.m. CST on Wednesday.
Simply put, James was loving it.
“Yo, I’m out here in Guangzhou, man, at my hotel room in the W. I got to show you something. I got my own 24/7 DJ in my room.”
Roughly eight hours later James tweeted again, proving he wasn’t joking about the DJ in his room who will not stop playing music.
James broke the situation down in his follow-up Instagram video.
“Just letting y’all know that I really wasn’t playing about my 24/7 DJ. Yeah, he’s still here and he’s still rocking. Crazy.”
Must be nice.
Indeed, China is giving King James the welcome of a lifetime, with thousands upon thousands of people lining up in the streets around his hotel room just to catch a glimpse of the NBA superstar.
They’re going crazy in Guangzhou right now, proving that if James ever gets tired of the NBA, he might was as well move to China—where he'll be more loved than the Fonz and richer than Midas.
Who needs Beats by Dre when you've got a DJ who will wake you up in the morning and rock you to sleep at night with smooth jams?
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