Despite perpetual exhibitions of self-indulgence, unabashed indecision and moralistic incompetence, Dwight Howard is still a wanted man.
Though the man-child himself has attempted to create a market of one for his services, there remains a bevy of teams interested in acquiring his services.
But while there are no shortage of suitors, there is a limited amount of intrigue and potential associated with some of the most aggressive of Howard hopefuls.
Certain landing spots maintain a sense of appeal and present an opportunity for redemption, while others would do little to enhance the behemoth's image and pursuit of greatness.
And much like he has avoided a sense of accountability, Howard must ensure he sidesteps the latter of these franchises.