10 Biggest Boneheads in Miami Heat Franchise History

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10 Biggest Boneheads in Miami Heat Franchise History
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And now, may I present my selections for the top 10 biggest boneheads in the 23-year history of the Miami Heat.

(pause for applause)

Allow me to define a bonehead. A bonehead is not necessarily a bad person, nor is he or she necessarily dumb; plenty of good, intelligent people have had their bonehead moments... yours truly included.

A bonehead's defining quality, for the purposes of this slideshow, is thoughtlessness.

Off the court, a bonehead moment arises out of a careful balance of bad timing, lapses in judgment and poor response skills. On the court, a bonehead makes bad decisions and takes bad shots, refuses to learn from them, and repeats them in hopes that things even out on sheer volume.

The guys on this list are various combinations of the two.

Now, I've built a device that measures a player's relative degree of bone-to-head ratio and expresses it as a number from one to 10. I call it the Osteo-craniometer.

Now then...

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