Brian Wilson, Steve Nash and the Worst Hairstyles in Sports History

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - MAY 11: Brian Wilson #38 of the San Francisco Giants stands in the dugout before their game against the Arizona Diamondbacks at AT&T Park on May 11, 2011 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

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It is well beyond time for the San Francisco Giants' Brian Wilson to shave his beard and cut his hair. It's simply not funny anymore. In fact, it never really was.

The dye job is atrocious. The sculpting is bizarre. And the flair and attitude that accompany the style is flat-out annoying.

As bad as Wilson's hair and beard combo is, it's nowhere near the worst. Here is the start of a list of the worst (or best?) hairstyles in sports history.

I say it's a start because I like to allow you readers to contribute on pieces like this. After you look at all the slides for yourself, tell me who else belongs by leaving a comment below.

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Chris Andersen

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The "Birdman" has had a number of ridiculous looks during his career. This season's look was mind-blowing.

Jaromir Jagr

Phenomenal.

David Beckham

Beckham's had a few bad looks, but this is inexcusable.

Dennis Rodman

In case you couldn't tell, Dennis Rodman is the one with the sunglasses.

Mike Commodore

I think this is just awesome. You have to love the way he just owns that deep auburn hue.

Alexi Lalas

Lalas's hair and beard is some kind of brilliant combination of soccer and hockey style.

Steve Nash

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I think Steve Nash's habit of licking his fingers and using that saliva to paste his hair to his head is causing some trauma for his scalp.

The balding look is not helping what was already a wild 'do.

Wayne Gretzky

Oh, the hockey mullet. Timeless.

Brian Bosworth

With style like that, putting on the helmet had to really tear him up.

Anderson Varejao

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I get it Anderson, I do. With your hair the way it is, your flops are much more dramatic and get you get more ridiculous calls. But it's time to cut it off.

Kurt Rambis

NBA basketball player? Truly a different era.

I would like to start a petition for Gordon Hayward to bring back this look.

Sasha Vujacic

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This one's the same story as Varejao.

Joakim Noah

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I don't know if Noah has some kind of emotional connection to his locks or what. Somebody may have to "mullet hunt" him so he doesn't have a say in the matter.