The Los Angeles Lakers and JWoww are very similar in many ways. They are both very tall, always in control and it is very hard to keep your eyes off them.
The Lakers possess probably the tallest and most dominant frontcourt in the league. Featuring the three-headed monster (Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom), many teams are intimidated by the sheer size, talent and length this frontcourt possesses. In comparison, JWoww is very tall and intimidates almost anyone who dares to mess with her.
JWoww always loves to be in control of any situation. She believes that she is the center of attention whenever she enters any room or club, and makes sure to show off her best assets. In addition, she makes sure to let you know that she is unattainable, because that only makes you want her more.
The Lakers, especially Phil Jackson and Kobe Bryant, always like to make sure they are in control of every game they play. Even when they are losing a game or a playoff series, Bryant feels that he could take over at any time and win the game or series for his team. Similarly, Jackson loves to play mental games with the opposition in an effort to psych them out mentally and to let his opposition know that his team is in control, and not the other team.
Finally, it is very hard for anyone to keep their eyes off the Lakers when they step onto the basketball court, just like it is very hard for a person to keep their eyes off JWoww when she enters a room. The Lakers have amazing chemistry on the court, could beat you in many ways and have the best player in the world playing for them. This has translated into two straight championships.
JWoww's beauty cannot be measured on a 1-10 scale, as she exceeds a perfect 10 score. She is so hard to not stare at due to her glowing eyes, her pretty smile and her long legs.