Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourself for the greatest Kevin Garnett quote you'll ever see.
“I’m far from dirty. Dirty is like hate. I don’t use that word. I’m competitive and I play hard, but don’t call me dirty," Garnett told the Boston Globe.
"Dirty" and "hate" must be the only words you don't use, Kevin, because even Stevie Wonder can see that you use every curse word in the book every time you step on the court.
But I'm honestly not sure your potty mouth compares to the way you actually play. I mean, if there was ever an anti-Mr. Clean, it's you.
Bald head, dirty mouth.
So to celebrate the irony of Mr. Garnett saying he isn't dirty, we're going to prove that he is, in fact, quite unclean.
Here are his 10 dirtiest moments.